next my pet peeve.
When I was a child, I used to visit an ophthalmologist for getting my new glasses. The doc was a good friend of my fathers. And as he was testing me for my eye sight, he would do the queer thing of putting the light into my eyes and make me look at something on the wall, while he looked closely at my retina. Sometimes he would deviate and say things like , "Keep looking at my ear". I would look and couldnt help but suppress giggles at the jut of hair popping out of his ears.
After all these years, the giggles have just turned into a little bit of disgust as I have known more and more men esp Indian men who have not been able to keep their hirsutedness under check.
These are young men between the ages of 20 and 40. I dont know if its some new gypsy thing that has caught on, or they are all trying to collectively defy metrosexuality or start some new age revolution! But whatever it is, its not working...
These men have forests of hair coming out of their noses/ears/that-one-hair-sticking-out-of-the-eyebrow. Guys, one piece of advice - unless you want to remind everyone of how evolution started..just do everyone a favor and groom yourself a wee-bit. You dont have to work towards being the next GQ man but next time before you step out of the bathroom just make sure that the HQ is taken care of!
6 comments:
wats the problem with these indian womans whose going to US. even if my girlfriend has long hairs, i tell its ok.
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I knew of a guy who was rejected in his interview at really big financial insti in NY because his HQ was on the negative !!!
here is a teeep for abby: indian men are different from the caucasian men. indian men have wheatish color and black hair. the yellow hair on white caucasian skin does not show up too well. indian men inherit the genes of growing hair outta their ear lobes. indian men always have 6 o'clock shadow. no one gifts hair removers to indian men. indian men need not be at their best looking days to woo indian wimmen (all it takes is the capacity to earn money and ejjucation). indian men never spend money on $9.99 hair removers. they save it and buy some stocks.
abby, indian men are different. have you ever did wonder why indians don't show up in survivor show? that is beacuse -- we, the indian men have hairy legs and hairy chests and we wear striped lungis and banyan over daal belly and all we can do is code in JAVA and burp over the afternoon meal of 15 courses and over a tiffin. stop slandering us!
abby, have you noticed why the booty-parlours are always full of young indian wimmen for their facial hair removal? they even have the leel moustaches (let us not call them as veerammas).
i w-rest my case.
an abby-fan in bay area (he smiled at the thought of leel abby laughing over the hairs outta a shrink's ear lobes)
abby, watched yer production on google. all i have to say "oh hey, wazz waa dat?".
i want to become an orkutty :((, missing it these days.
hee hee..missed u too:)
get back to Orkut!
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