Alice in Wonderland was wonderful. I am seeking inspiration from Lewis Caroll to use euphemisms to write my next blog!
Euphemisms, because I am trying to be subtle about it and dont have the gall to write explicitly. Women wearing pant suits was considered a big step for feminism. 'Nice' women wore skirts and blouses and that was that.
Times have changed and so has the mentality. In keeping with wearing 'formal' clothing at work, many women wear formal shirts along with their/skirts or trousers. The shirts, however, being not so friendly to the women's body, fit them like they would fit men. Things have gotten a little better. Nowadays, shirts have curves and waists. But, some women are better endowed than others and they leave a peeping hole between their second and third buttons because it doesnt fit perfectly!
Ladies, my only suggestion is that please correct what I can deem only as an honest mistake. Its not in the least bit sexy to have a peeping hole! So the next time you are out doing your power shopping, I would suggest that you definitely take steps to ward off any peeping toms!
7 comments:
why izzit always the tom who peeps in? why not johnny or dan or abercombie?
to all those cellulose and stach bodied humans trying to fit in themselves in cotton -- if you commit fashion-crimes, you can now escape easily. you can cite 'fashion-malfunction' and that be it.
it is just equivalent to saying 'incorrigible differences' while citing reasons for divorce or uttering 'personal reasons' for any dude-i-dunn-wanna-answer kind of questions.
live happily on the planet!
hare rama hare krishna, krishna krishna hare hare!!
geez, make it wardrobe-malfunction*
"but honey in a pot is honey in a pot. it is sweet. it is heaven" said winnie. "a red shirt is a red shirt. it is red. and it srikes in your eyes". winnie tried hard to fit in the lone red shirt. and the shirt stopped at its tummy, as the girth was large. oh brother! "i need cut down on honey, i promise i will" pooh said to himself. "perhaps you could let me try your shirt" said tigger. "as long as your long untrimmed nails do not scratch my shirt" pooh hesitated. "hallo!! who is this thin animal in red shirt of yours, pooh?", the rabbit just walked in. "it never occured to me that i wear just the same shirt everyday", pooh confessed. "it is not the same shirt you wear everyday, it is just the shirt you wear everyday" explained rabbit. tigger wore the shirt and the shirt covered its tail. tigger tried to bounce but the XL size shirt made it fall onto the ground, on the ant hill. "ouch" said tigger, "red shirts are for bears, for them to chase bees, tigers need yellow scarfs to scare ants on the ground and the ants biting our paws".
and it stared to rain. pooh, rabbit and tigger ran into pooh's treehouse. and they turned on television to watch friday evening no-rerun spongebob squarepants.
Half naked Winnie-the-pooh is my worst nightmare..but that was a great story:)
and no people cant cite 'wardrobe-malfunction' and get away with it! Do you think you would accept a cold-blood murderer if he said 'oops!'
same thing here..fashion crimes are especially 'heinous'.:D
I should start a new version of 'Law and Order'.
Law and Order - FCI (Fashion Criminal Intent)
btw...there is an equivalent word for 'metrosexual' in kannada...it is called 'sogasugaara puttaswamy'....apparently this dude putta-swamy always wore a white dhoti and banyaan (spoiled banyaans are dejavu for desi memories!) and ironed white shirt, with ironed black coat, trimmed mustachhio, powdered face, petey-sandals (=town sandals), and attar to top it all. and if ever walked on the streets, the wimmen on the lanes used to say 'abbabbababababbba' and curse their dirty men who still carried anachronistic genes of neanderthal men. and putta-swamy is said to have a pet dog...and this pet dog always ran behind the so called bitches....
this just proves metrosexuality omnipresent!
don't remember who coined this word in kannada literature...it came to the mind!
There's a slightly more crass expression in Telugu. Moosuko raa poola sokka.
I went to Doll House to get my dress and they promised they would get it in. I was so upset when they didn’t come through for me so I went Sassy Boutique. They were able to get my dress within three 3 days. They had wonderful customer service and nothing was a problem for them. I really appreciated the effort they made to make my night memorable. i will never go to dollhouse again.
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