I went to one such party of a friend of a friend which was quite fabulous. Now this was an interesting party with the girl-boy ratio rather skewed. Also, interestingly all the men and women were in the age group of 28-34. A rather interesting age group, where everyone was a true outlier. Successful in their careers, unsure about what to do for love, most of them were single.
Of course one such outlier, and this my friends, is the oh-so-delcious-what-gets-abby-mad part. So pay attention -
This outlier really really wanted to stand out. I mean really. And she succeeded. There is a lesson in this story somewhere mind you. I was a little overwhelmed with the heat in the crowded apartment and the large numbers of shouting, screaming people. So when the mist cleared and I had my first sighting of this lady, well no not lady, abomination, I had to rub my eyes to make sure I was seeing right. Just because its Christmas time, and you need to bring all your "goodies" in a jar, you neednt literally put them in blinged out white halter made with White shiny viscose. The angels were singing somewhere that night. This epitome of pure virginity.
I almost barfed. On top of it, well on the bottom of it rather, she wears a short black ruffle skirt with black tights and pointy toed grey fur high heels.
Do you think this is a cosmic coincidence, where someone up there wanted me to resume writing in a hurry. I mean how do you explain this? We are weeks away from halloween. This half-elfy-half-ducky-mostly-slutty creature, yes it is a creature, should not have been let out of the house without a leash.
Secondly, it seemed like her milkshaker was in bejewelled halter top seemed to be enough bling to blind most people from checking the rest of the ensemble out. I guess that is the fashion lesson we can learn from this experience. If you dont have anything else going for you, confuse them with cleavage. Oh well.
And the worst part of my evening. Every time she passed by me, in that crowded living room of nearly 50 people, my hair involuntarily stood up. It was like I was being given minor zaps. Zzzzz.ZZ.ZZZ.
So my advice to you all. Old age does catchup with folks. The attention of men and those around us does mitigate. I understand you wanting to put all your goodies out there, I am not going to judge your slutty look.
But please please, can we upgrade to an escort-style instead of a streetwalker?
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abby, a friend of mine (let us say, miss pretty) wears a woollen cap that covers all her head -- to avoid the extra attention she gets. and she wears long coats. and leather boots. and bells around her waist (no kidding).
is this normal?
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