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Thursday, July 27, 2006

White sucks(whoops) n formal shoes(esp black)

People. I am back with a vengenace. Have u noticed that if you look at ugliness long enough, you forget ugliness and it just becomes non-ugly.
An old forgotten woe, was reminded by a new friend who brought it to my attn last week.
I choose my words carefully, cause I am hoping to make my next point without malice. Non-Ugly is a very simple word. Not too much on the other side.
Imagine you see a well dressed guy walking by, you check him out. head to toe. and like a mustang on highway-1 hitting a speed breaker you are just hit. There are no air bags to protect you! without any warning...
by the biggest fashion faux-pas. The WHITE SOCKS. not the baseball team. but the white socks under formal leather shoes. Why, oh why?? My senses just lament.
I think its because you can buy them by the doz and they are cheap. Unfortunately, cheaper by the doz has nothing to do with it. I have seen these people add to my misery!!! they wear worn-out white socks under black formal shoes....dont know which is the bigger crime..

Monday, July 17, 2006

Old Hollywood/Bollywood movies showed the main protagonist of the movies with the top few buttons of their shirt open. Their Chest Hair peaking out. And the thick gold necklace to show a sign of opulence and sexiness all rolled into one.
This gentle people, was in the 80s. Wake up and roll into the new millennium..Wearing a gold necklace is not an option. Especially not for any non-black folks. Jewellery of any kind, barring finger rings(only ur engagement/wedding band) looks good only on the brothers but no others...(aha! poetry crept in)
Whoever told you that you look sexy with your top buttons open and a thick gold necklace showing is probably from Tennessee. Where the Elvis hangover hasnt gone yet. But all others, beware, that person is your enemy.